Two snippets of life with Ruth & Ryan:
Ruth: I don't want to do laundry.
Ryan: Then don't. I have some days off soon. You did the dishes last week, I've been waiting for you to manipulate something from that.
Ruth: No, that's too passive-agressive. I'm more...aggressive-aggressive.
Ryan: So what you're telling me is that you're less manipulative and more ornery.
Ruth: I...guess.
Ryan: I can live with that.
(Talking about muscle cars in winter)
Ryan: You can fix anything with kitty litter and duct tape.
Ruth: But, can it fix a broken heart, Ryan? Can it?!
Ryan: I don't know. Maybe. Have you tried?
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Yes, kitty litter and duct tape did it for me!
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