PEOPLE SUCK. THE END.

Dear cop:

If you the people in a Starbucks to continue to respect you and your fellow law enforcement brethren, please do not:

[o] pull in to a parking lot through the exit-only entrance
[o] almost hit a drive-thru customer as you pull into a parking lot in the wrong direction...
[o]...so you can back into a spot the wrong way...
[o] while talking on your cell phone,
[o] then walk past the huge drive-thru line, through the bunch of people waiting for their drinks, wait in the long line, completely ignore the obvious fact that we are SLAMMED, and question our best worker--who is currently double- and even triple-barring--for 10 minutes to figure out your perfect freaking drink (personal note: 10-shot Venti White Mocha? ICK),
[o] sit at the bar texting and watching her make the drink,
[o] only to get to the register to pay and say "There's ten shots in here, right?"

He didn't even act all high-and-mighty, I-am-cop-obey-me. He acted like a charming regular, all aw shucks, aren't I a stinker? WHICH IS WORSE.

ARGH I HATE PEOPLE.

Thank God I have the next two days off. Tomorrow will be spent doing laundry and researching every last detail to get my Etsy photography shop up and running so maybe I can drop some hours and not want to DROWN SOMEONE IN MOCHA.

Best moment of the day: Co-worker getting distracted by a conversation and answering the drive-thru with "Hi, welcome to face, how can I help you?" I literally fell to the ground laughing.

Yesterday's best moment of the day involves this same co-worker, AD, who happens to be a shark FANATIC to the nth degree. She and I were talking, Shift D interrupted to ask me something, AD said "Excuse me, we were playing a game."
"What kind of game?"
"A guessing game. She's guessing my favorite color."
I pipe in: "I already know your favorite color. SHARK."
Aaaaand AD was unable to work for five minutes because she was in the corner hyperventilating.

I AM GOING TO MISS THIS STORE SO MUCH.